All you want to know and more about the world famous Czeztikov Brothers - and Gary the amazing, dancing, psychic goat boy.
A message from their agent - Squinty McGinty
Hello, and well done for finally tracking down the World Famous Czeztikov Brothers.
As an entertainments agent and impresario I have represented many amazing acts over the years, ranging from Derek Stamp and his Singing Brush to Eileen Throttle and The Glottalstops, but I have to say the Czeztikovs take the biscuit, they really do.
Since arriving from Kwoyssonovia in 2004 the brothers Korvorra, Sucha, Ahakin and Adrai have wowed audiences up and down the country with their amazing psychic demonstrations, thanks to the amazing Gary, the Psychic Dancing Goat-Boy.
I am proud and pleased to announce that they will be embarking on a relentless British tour of Britain throughout the next year with their psychic search for a wife for brother Sucha.
Psychic turns to suit your needs!
They are able to offer demonstrations from 15 minutes to 45 minutes in length. They’re suitable for all audiences that aren’t too drunk. They’ve never been asked politely to leave. They take their rubbish away with them, They are no threat to women that are already married. They speak good English!
Ideal for Parties, Festivals, Séances and Parties.
If you’re interested in booking them and helping to find a new wife for Sucha or would like more information (that includes you techies) please contact me at squintymcginty@czeztikovbrothers.com for very competitive rates.
Yours truly
Squinty McGinty
Agent to the Rats er Stars